DLM: Wishful Thinking

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: November 16, 2003

by AtheistDiary
11-16-03
Wait wait! I don't want to die!
Don't worry, I'm a kind and generous reaper. I'll grant you one wish.
Ok, I'd like to come back as something that Ellen Muth would love to have sex with.
WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Got Milk?