An Ode to a Cunt

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: November 21, 2003

by AtheistDiary
11-21-03
... so ya, Dyan strung me along and messed me up pretty good. I've been very depressed over it.
At times like these I like to sit at a piano and gently let go of my feelings through the soothing melodies that only the keys can make.
Due to limited characters and graphics, the following is Ivy's brother playing piano, not sitting at a desk. Just humor me and go along with it.
I think your pain would feel something like this ...
YOU FUCKIN' WHORE! YOU USED ME! YOU NEVER LOVED ME! I HOPE YOU SLIDE UNDER A GAS TRUCK AND TASTE YOUR OWN BLOOD! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! I WANT MY RECORDS BACK! I WANT MY FUCKING RECORDS BACK!!
*sniff* That was beautiful, man. Kinison would be proud.
And, ya know, for an extra 50 I can bump her off and make it look like a beastiality experiment gone horribly wrong ...