Dead Like Muhammad

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: November 23, 2003

by AtheistDiary
11-23-03
What happened here?
Brother Muhammad completed his suicide mission. He's up in the Promised Land now with his virgins, enjoying the good life.
Meanwhile, in the afterlife ...
Where the hell are my 72 promised virgins?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm afraid your religion misinterpreted. It was supposed to say that if you blew people up, you would be promised a job working as if YOU were a 72 year old virgin.
crap.
... and can I Biggie-Size those fries, man?