IvythePornStar(??)

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: November 30, 2003

by AtheistDiary
11-30-03
So you've thought about doing porn, eh?
Yes, but I really don't have the body for it.
What the hell you talkin' about? I'd fuck ya!
Sweety, YOU don't even have the body for porn.
No no, I'd be holding the camera. I was actually thinking about throwing in a few midgets and a rubber chicken in your scene!
ACK!!