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| Good evening, Mr. President, my name is Atheist Diary. I know you must be a very busy man, what with all your ranch vacations and such, so I'll keep my questions brief. | |
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| How in the hell did you get into my office? | |
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| Well, sir, I used quantum mechanics to invent a mini-worm hole, then stretched the opening to the size of 7 feet. I then directed it into your office and aimed it at your new rug. | |
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| No, I walked in from the back door. Your secret service men really suck at their jobs, by the way. | |
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