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| Sir, as your lawyer, I advise that you swallow your Texas sized pride, come out publicly, and announce that there are no Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. And there never were. | |
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| WHAT?? NO WAY! I can't do that! It would ruin me! My career as president would be OVER! I MIGHT EVEN BE IMPEECHED for NOT GOING AFTER bin LADEN as my PRIMARY TARGET! | |
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| I'm sorry, sir. It's what the American public wants and needs to know. Please just except it and do what you have to do. | |
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| Wait a minute, I'm not being Punk'd, am I? | |
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| No, sir, Ashton retired the show. Don't you remember crying over it last night into your pillow like a lil pussy? | |
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