FTC #14: Someone Forgot to Take Their Motrin

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: December 16, 2003

by AtheistDiary
12-16-03
Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
Hey, how'sit hangin'?
Oh bite me.