"Healthy" American Dieting (Diet = DIE with a T at the End)

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: December 17, 2003

by AtheistDiary
12-17-03
The Caveman Diet
Eat meat all you want, all day long, and grow skinny like a cave man!
The Slim Fast Diet
Morning: ****drink**** **starve, starve** Afternoon: ****drink**** **starve, starve** Evening: Eat a sandwhich, go to bed. (repeat)
The Hollywood 48 Hour Diet
Drink nothing but this "juice" all day for 2 days straight, shit your intestines out your asshole, wait for 2 weeks, repeat.
God Bless America