(Dirty?) Limericks

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: December 18, 2003

by AtheistDiary
12-18-03
I used to have a girlfriend / And I'd often ask that runt / Ever think about douching out / That stench that's rotting your
Countries aren't at peace right now / And I must say to wit / On the subject of weapons of war / George Bush is full of
Shih tzu's are adorable / They can fit right on your lap / And one will win at the dog show if / The judges give a
Craps is fun in Vegas / I played it quite a bit / Then I turned to the bar maid and/ Said SHOW ME YOUR
Titillating this has been/ Though this strip does suck/ But frankly I'm too bored and tired/ To truly give a
Fuck.