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| I used to have a girlfriend / And I'd often ask that runt / Ever think about douching out / That stench that's rotting your | |
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| Countries aren't at peace right now / And I must say to wit / On the subject of weapons of war / George Bush is full of | |
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| Shih tzu's are adorable / They can fit right on your lap / And one will win at the dog show if / The judges give a | |
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| Craps is fun in Vegas / I played it quite a bit / Then I turned to the bar maid and/ Said SHOW ME YOUR | |
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| Titillating this has been/ Though this strip does suck/ But frankly I'm too bored and tired/ To truly give a | |
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