Move Over Murphy (Atheist's Law) 2

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: January 12, 2004

by AtheistDiary
1-12-04
Atheist's Fourth 'Law'
More people have died in the name of God, Jesus, and/or Christianity than any other motivation on earth.
Atheist's Fifth 'Law'
Anyone who believes marriage is an institution probably deserves to be in one.
Atheist's Sixth 'Law'
Anal sex, if not done properly, is a big pain in the ass.
I've got one for ya: 9 times out of 10 Atheist Diary will use some form of sodomy joke for a punchline.