The First Rule of Having MPD is ...

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: January 13, 2004

by AtheistDiary
1-13-04
Say it ...
we ... we're the same person? And we invented Fight Club and Project Mayhem together, unbeknownst to me? And every night when I go to bed, you take over and command an army to make soap?
Well, yeah THAT, but also ...
AHA! It is me, Jesus!
Great. A third personality. Now I'm horny again. THANKS!