FTC 18: Jumping on the 'No Longer Giving a Shit' Band Wagon

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: January 14, 2004

by AtheistDiary
1-14-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements, yo. And i'm not fo-shizzle if I can eat up in this here bed-rizzle.
Listen, bitch, we do try to have something on the menu for everyone! So take a number, shut your fuckin face, and let our chef make up something to stuff your cock into.
Well in that case maybe I will just have to spread my legs so you can EAT ME!
*poop*
That's not kosher.