My Fart Will Go On and On

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: January 14, 2004

by AtheistDiary
1-14-04
The first rule of Fart Club is: you do not TALK about Fart Club. The second rule of Fart Club is ... you do NOT TALK ABOUT FART CLUB.
Third rule: if the fart stops, goes silent, craps out, the fart is over. Fourth rule: only 2 turds to a fart.
Fifth rule: one fart at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: no gassex, no beano.
Seventh rule: Farts will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Fart Club ... you have to fart.
*poot*