My Private Soap Opera 2

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: January 14, 2004

by AtheistDiary
1-14-04
Ah SHIT! You really ARE pregnant with my love child!?
No, babe ...
Wait a minute. This isn't going to be another one of those 'It is I, Jesus' gags, is it?
No, babe ...
Then what is it?
When we ate dinner last night ... it wasn't delivery, it was DiGiorno.