Spoken Like a True Lawyer

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: February 10, 2004

by AtheistDiary
2-10-04
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Whether it's losing a round of golf to your boss or the girl at the bar not giving it up after you buy her a drink ...
Our law offices can help you get the millions you deserve!
Just call the offices of Tad, Dis, and Genuous, attorneys at law. Remember, we don't collect unless you get to butt surf someone through the system!
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