Tad, Dis, and Genuous 4

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: February 11, 2004

by AtheistDiary
2-11-04
Do "Wangs" and "Dongs" make you think of illegal gay marriage? Did being an AIDS groupie land you an unexpected STD?
Did letting your neighbor's horse sodomize you give you painful, unrelenting gas? Did molesting those alter boys cause you premature ejaculation?
Call us now and get the legal help you are entitled to for just PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR!
At Tad, Dis, and Genuous we feel that no sex crime is too big!
Well except maybe the Michael Jackson case.
We fear "besmirching" his "good name".