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| Do "Wangs" and "Dongs" make you think of illegal gay marriage? Did being an AIDS groupie land you an unexpected STD? | |
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| Did letting your neighbor's horse sodomize you give you painful, unrelenting gas? Did molesting those alter boys cause you premature ejaculation? | |
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| Call us now and get the legal help you are entitled to for just PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR! | |
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| At Tad, Dis, and Genuous we feel that no sex crime is too big! | |
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| Well except maybe the Michael Jackson case. | |
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| We fear "besmirching" his "good name". | |
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