Hollywood Movie: Atheist Style

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: March 7, 2004

by AtheistDiary
3-07-04
Atheist Diary leads a band of misfit rebels on a voyage of massive proportions.
Just call me Allan Quarterschlong.
Me 5 yo Vietnamese hooker. Me spread herpes that rival ebola virus. Sucky sucky 5 dolla!
Their mission: To save the earth from Republicans and other forces of darkness by any sexual means necessary. For they are ...
I'm Ivy. I'm a dominant nympho that wields a golf club and puts up with Atheist's annoying anal fetish.
I'm the token priest-figure. I molest the enemy's children and fill them full of guilt and fear. Praise Jesus!
THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARILY HORNY GENTLEMEN!
WANGS!
DONGS!