FTC #28: I can't believe no one saw this coming

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: March 20, 2004

by AtheistDiary
3-20-04
Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH!
Take me to your leader.
Why? What do you aliens want from us humans?
You know what we want...
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
Ok, that was lame, even by Atheist Diary's standards.