Why I Wouldn't Be a Good Suicide Help Operator

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: April 4, 2004

by AtheistDiary
4-04-04
*sniff* My girlfriend dumped me cause she said I was too emotional and over dramatic. Everyone hates me and I deserve to just DIE! *sniff* Can you help me, please?
Sure thing. Just call this number and set up appointment with the doctor. He's really good with cases like this and he'll take care of everything for you.
Hi, I'm looking for a Doctor Jack?
Yes, this is Jack Kavorkian. How may I help you?