Great Things About the Afterlife According to Atheist's Dad

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: April 4, 2004

by AtheistDiary
4-04-04
Getting to see movies free.
Wow, the Passion sucks more than a Lewinsky family reunion.
Getting to see nekkid chicks for free.
HUBBA! HUBBA!
I suddenly feel so unclean.
Getting to see your son whenever you want.
uhhh ... maybe I'll check back later.
OH YEAH! YEAH! WHO'S YO DADDY, BABY!? SAY MY NAME! SPANK ME! AH YEAH!!