FTC 31: Bill Alien

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: April 14, 2004

by AtheistDiary
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
*GLORP GLORP*
I KNEW he was of the Lewinsky Clan!