FTC 31: Oh I'm Sorry, This is Abuse!

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: April 14, 2004

by AtheistDiary
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
I am NOT going to look for a shrubbery on Uranus.
Move it, fuck stick, or my gas ray will be forced to fart in your general direction! NEE!