BTC 3: Mr. Sneaky Pants

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: May 3, 2004

by AtheistDiary
5-03-04
I will NEVER try anal sex EVER AGAIN! If you even THINK about touching me down there in ANY WAY I swear to christ I'll knock you in the fuckin' chops!
She's cut me off from anal sex forever. What should I do?
Whatcha gotta do is get 'er reeeeeeal drunk. Then when ya got 'er bent over and doin' da doggie, take yer man meat out and accidently slip it in 'er pooper. She'll never know the difference!
Shortly...
"She'll never know the difference!" Great plan, Einstein!