Land of the Free, Home of the Fat Asses

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: May 18, 2004

by AtheistDiary
5-18-04
Your honor, my clients would like to ban the use of partially hydrogenated vegetable oil in food, citing that it's probably the fastest & cheapest way to save tens of thousands of lives each year.
Probably? So they have no conclusive proof?
We're working on that, sir.
Why not let the American people have the freedom to choose whether they want to eat products with partially hydrogenated vegetable oil instead of forcing them to eat differently?
Why do I always get the logical judges?
Case dismissed!