F.A.G.G. Advice for the Straight Guy

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: June 8, 2004

by AtheistDiary
6-08-04
F.A.G.G. = Faking Anorexia & Gayness Guy
"Dear F.A.G.G., chicks love gay men, but I'm as straight as they come. You got any tips on how I can get all the hot chicks but still be straight? Signed - Confused"
I'm not really gay, I just pretend to be so I can attract hot babes to have naked slumber parties with. I listen to their crap, I give lots of hugs, then when they're lured in, I bang em.
"F.A.G.G., Your advice helps a lot but how can I feed these chicks my massive man-meat and still maintain the gay myth?"
Roofies. Lots n lots of roofies.