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F.A.G.G. = Faking Anorexia & Gayness Guy
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| "Dear F.A.G.G., chicks love gay men, but I'm as straight as they come. You got any tips on how I can get all the hot chicks but still be straight? Signed - Confused" | |
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| I'm not really gay, I just pretend to be so I can attract hot babes to have naked slumber parties with. I listen to their crap, I give lots of hugs, then when they're lured in, I bang em. | |
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| "F.A.G.G., Your advice helps a lot but how can I feed these chicks my massive man-meat and still maintain the gay myth?" | |
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| Roofies. Lots n lots of roofies. | |
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