F.A.G.G. Advice for the Straight Guy 2

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: June 9, 2004

by AtheistDiary
6-09-04
F.A.G.G. = Faking Anorexia & Gayness Guy
"Dear F.A.G.G., the best way is to let the chick seduce YOU at a "moment of weakness". That way you can get blown and still pretend to be gay. Signed - A Real Gay Guy"
hmmmmm ... pseudo-sexual validity ... or the thrill of date rape ... ? Tough call, dude.
"Dear F.A.G.G, if I read your advice column, does it mean that I'm gay?Signed - Scared and Fragile"
Dear Fragile, I can fully understand how scared you are, but let me put you at ease ...
Yes, you're a fuckin' queer.