Metallica's Career in 3 Panels

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: July 24, 2004

by AtheistDiary
7-24-04
Hey, James, GREAT NEWS! We're becoming famous by giving everybody our songs for free! We'll be rich in no time, but we'll NEVER sell out!
Yeah-hea!
Ok, here's the deal. We'll make one music video. But we still won't be selling out, ok?
um ... Yeah-hea?
STOP STEALING OUR SONGS!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE OUR FANS! I'LL SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'RE WORTH!!!!!!!
Someone please put me out of my misery before I kill this douche bag.