The thoughts of a suicidal drama queen

Author: AudaciousMoose

Date: June 13, 2004

by AudaciousMoose
6-13-04
I have no reason to live. I am the product of a lunatic's imagination.
I live on a bench next to a damn water cooler. I'm wearing a stupid Pac Man shirt. Who the fuck said I liked Pac Man?
And the author, that sadistic little bitch, just turned me into a damn squirrel in the middle of a white out.