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Hello, I am Audacious Moose. I am the powerful entity that controls the helpless comic characters that I have created.
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I am a complete megalomaniac. I am a complete control freak. But most of all, I am a complete asshole.
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But truly, I'm just a cold and heartless bastard.
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| Some people have called me a "cunt ass bitch whore." I don't exactly know what that means, but I think it is something rude and offensive. | |
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| Some people have called me an "oppressive shit brain." I think that that has to do with the impossibility of fecal matter inside your head. | |
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