Silly Tree Huggers

Author: AudaciousMoose

Date: June 13, 2004

by AudaciousMoose
6-13-04
There was a protest at the White House yesterday involving crazed Lord of the Rings' fans.
They were protesting housing developments taking the place of rainforests in South America...Take a look.
You will not take our forests! The ents will prevail!
We will not be under the oppression of Saruman any longer!
When the crowd of four violent protesters started attacking the gates of the White House with their plastic swords and wands, officials became frightened.
Within five minutes, the riot guard had arrived. Three of the protestors are in the hospital, while the other escaped on his horse that he had brought to the event.