The Saga of Devin and Oliver: Episode 3

Author: AudaciousMoose

Date: June 13, 2004

by AudaciousMoose
6-13-04
It was clear to him that I wasn't a hippie and we became friends. I found that he was named Oliver and he had lived out in the woods for 20 years looking out for hippies.
I hear there's a protest at the White House. Something about no abortion. This is hippie business...
You're pro abortion?
'Course I am. Look, I eat chicken eggs all the time. So how is a fetus any different then a chicken egg?
I'm not sure if comparing a fetus to a chicken egg is a valid way to argue pro abortion.
Anyways, I'm taking extra precautions. For all you know, that fetus could grow up to be a hippie.
You're sick...