Why Neil Armstrong Was The First

Author: AudaciousMoose

Date: December 13, 2004

by AudaciousMoose
12-13-04
Hey, Aldrin, you mind if I take the first step?
Fuck yeah. I'm not letting some stupid douche bag like yourself land first.
C'mon, let's be civil about this.
I don't want to be the miserable fuck who has to introduce himself as the man who took a step on the moon after the cunt who stepped out first.
Hey, how did Kennedy get on board with us?
Kennedy? What the fuck is he doing here?