Embarrassing Aliens With Irony

Author: AudaciousMoose

Date: December 21, 2004

by AudaciousMoose
12-21-04
So I was just mindin' my own business, right? Keepin' the eye on the larvae, when, all of a sudden, this obnoxiously bright light shines down on me.
Was it the Aliens?
Yeah. So they took me up into their spaceship, and, as if giving me the embarrassing nickname Emilo wasn't enough, they had to give me a--
Posterior examination!?
...
Those Earthlings disgust me.