Running for Governor Numero Zwei

Author: AudaciousMoose

Date: December 23, 2004

by AudaciousMoose
12-23-04
Ya know, you really embarrassed me back there. I didn't hear one word of encouragement or support from you during that entire speech.
I am an embarrassment to you? You called a member of the audience up on stage and used a metal detector to determine whether he was homosexual or not!
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In fact, you called it your "Faggot Detector" and started hitting the poor man with it, screaming that he should learn not to "fuck other guys up the ass."
No one will ever know the motives of a drunk man...