NO MORE H4X OKAY

Author: Autodeist

Date: June 20, 2005

by Autodeist
6-20-05
OK, time to make sense of all the crazy shit that went down in the past comics, all titled "omg h4x".
Good, then maybe we can get on with the story.
OK so we had #christian, with Jesus and MC Hammer the priest...
...but it was destroyed. MC Hammer swore vengeance.
Up in heaven, we find that God has had his clothes h4xx0red by a mysterious chessboard, and cannot help.
MC Hammer stopped for some Hammer Time, and then...?