honesty in strangers

Author: AutomaticRobots

Date: March 19, 2002

by AutomaticRobots
3-19-02
hey buddy what happened here?
i don't know, perhaps your wife left you causing you to become alcoholic.
do you know what happened?
you grew a beard to make up for your hereditary baldness?
the very next day...
hey what's going on? where are all the people?
didn't you hear? it's the apocolypse and the only ones who survived are balding alcoholics.