Advance Australia Fair...

Author: Aviatora

Date: June 2, 2003

by Aviatora
6-02-03
Somewhere in Iraq during the war...
Crikey! An Iraqi! PUT YER HANDS UP, SADDAM!
I am not Saddam! This is my farm! I am but a humble peasant! AND one of your allies!
Struth, you lot all look alike to me!
As you Westerners do to me, I assure you.
After ten minutes of awkward silence...
Very well. But don't let me catch you loitering around here again... Hmmm, where did I leave that boomerang?
Australian! Only could've been Australian!