Priorities

Author: Aylear

Date: March 18, 2009

by Aylear
3-18-09
Greetings, strange mammal. I am Coleoptera Bailey, though my friends call me Bail. I must say, you seem to not be having the best of days?
Gee, Aristotle, what tipped you off?
Well, the nuclear explosion in the distance behind you, for one.
Thank you, Captain Obvious. Soon, nuclear fallout will blanket this region, and I can't crawl under my remarkably comfortable lead-laden trash can because I just installed an indoor swimming pool.
Today: Assumptions made by unbelievably stupid people. Tomorrow: A punchline!