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| Greetings, strange mammal. I am Coleoptera Bailey, though my friends call me Bail. I must say, you seem to not be having the best of days? | |
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| Gee, Aristotle, what tipped you off? | |
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| Well, the nuclear explosion in the distance behind you, for one. | |
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| Thank you, Captain Obvious. Soon, nuclear fallout will blanket this region, and I can't crawl under my remarkably comfortable lead-laden trash can because I just installed an indoor swimming pool. | |
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Today: Assumptions made by unbelievably stupid people. Tomorrow: A punchline!
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