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| So, you can sell blood plasma - a substance which, when lost, the body quickly replenishes. | |
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| Knowing blood can double as currency, this theoretically means you have an infinite source of income. | |
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| So, here's my new invention: The Blood Tap. Whenever you're strapped for cash you just reach over to your child, turn the handle, and-- | |
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| You had me until the horrible pun. | |
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