Crotchety

Author: Aylear

Date: April 7, 2009

by Aylear
4-07-09
I think I'll build a space elevator.
Any particular reason?
Well, television programs saying the name of the show out loud in a dramatic tone of voice before and after commercial breaks are giving me an ulcer, so I want to send those people into space.
Then I can host my own show, Lethal Asphyxiation. I'll say the name of the show out loud in a dramatic tone of voice right after a gruesome scene, thus completing the vendetta with brilliant irony.
Okay, seriously, why are all the pesky kids in our neighbourhood terrified of Jesus?