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| Excuse me, miss? As you can see from this paper, I have modified the absolute magnitude system to measure the 'luminosity' of women instead of celestial objects. | |
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| I also used game theory to calculate my odds of ever having sex with you. | |
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| On a luminosity scale from one to minus thirty, you're at approximately quasar, and I'm going home to masturbate furiously. | |
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