Date

Author: Aylear

Date: April 28, 2009

by Aylear
4-28-09
What are you doing in a bar? You're not dating anyone.
It just so happens that I am. I've been dating this deeply secretive and mysterious lady.
No way!
Way. But boy, was I surprised when I found out the toothless old woman is over 100 years old.
Wait, what?
Carbon dating doesn't count?