Open Mic Night In Heaven

Author: Azama

Date: September 1, 2003

by Azama
9-01-03
Open Mic Night In Heaven.
So I walked into a hotel one night, right? And I gave the hotel clerk three nails.
He says, "Excuse me, sir?" And I said, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Thank you, thank you. You've been a wonderful audience.
Oh Jesus.