All comics by Azura

 

Hygiene Wars by Azura 8-15-05
At the top headquarters of the "Nolisteria" restaurant inspection agency... "I have doggywog prisoner and make him chop suey if you send inspector ... Signed Evil Chinese Restaurant Owner" Hmm, this sucks. We cannot let this happen or my wife will not be pleased at all...	blah blah blah (*continues to read details on the recipe to be used*) I know ! ... Let's send them a reply and tell them that what they have is in fact a cat	Somehow, I don't think that would make the slightest difference Hmm, how about telling them it's a rare breed of racoon ?

 

Hygiene Wars 2 by Azura 8-15-05
Back home, the top man of NoListeria waits for a phone call ... Damn, when is that Evil Chinese Restaurant person going to phone back ? ... Ah that must be him ! *Ring*	Hello ? ... Is that you Evil Chinese Restaurant person ? Yes, it is I ... you try make believe the doggy is racoon ... I is not stupid ... see my powers !	WTF ?! ... What am I going to now ?!

 

Hygiene Wars 3 by Azura 8-15-05
Outside of his home, our hero ponders what to do next (his name is Sydney btw) ... Hmm, I need some spiritual advice ...	Hi mister Priest, I've come for some advice. What's happened is this... (*blah blah blah*) Hello my dear child. I understand what pain you are going through. Go now, believe in yourself and tread the path of righteouness.	What was that all about ? I don't really know. Some dellusionnal story about his dog having been kidnapped by an evil chinese restaurant owner

 

Alienargh by Azura 8-15-05
Tom was walking in a park one day when he had an unexpected encounter... Dumdeedumdum ... Who or what are you ?	Invade my what ?!!! {wE Is FrOm oThEr PlAnEtOID}-{wE Is CoMe To InVaDe YoUr ArSe}	Yeeearrgggh !!! {aLL YoUr ArSe BeLoNg To Us}

 

Alienargh 2 by Azura 8-15-05
Somewhere on planet Hannahbar in a galaxy so far away even Star Wars isn't that far... #Nope, show me how it works #Have you seen this new multipurpose combined communications and offensive device of mine ?	#... #Ooops...	#Ok, well shall I bore you to death with my Elvis impersonations or are you gonna change me back ? #For some reason it's turned you into a karaoke kit

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