Chris Hayes is a Tool!

Author: B2

Date: November 13, 2001

by B2
11-13-01
One Day, Maximum Violence decided to go to Chris Hayes' House
Who the hell are you?
I'm Chris Hayes, WFW Star and Champion!
Seems like this could go on forever
I'm like the best goddamn wrestler this federation has ever seen! I'm a champion..I'm the innovator, I'm a horse's ass! Did I mention I'm the Innovator? Did I also mention I'm a tool? I rule!
I'm Chris Hayes, WFW Star and Champion!
A quick Remedy to the situation...
I like to play party games! I love cheeseburgers! I can swallow my own tongue and not die! I'm a religious viewer of Oprah! Do I talk too much?
Better.......sooooooo much better........Believe...THAT....