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| I'm Detective McPork, the fat fucking cop. I eat so much food and suck so much cock my belt bulges. Once I saw a 17 year old smoking to my left, and a guy about to kill someone to my right. Who did I | |
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| go after? The kid, of course, because I'm a fucking coward and would rather bust someone for something tiny than something that actually would harm another human being. That way I get to report to my | |
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| boss (also my gay lover) and report that I made a bust. If I do that enough, I will get promoted and get more money. It's okay that people are dying from my cowardice as long as my wallet stays full. | |
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