CC169: Yes, I'm Doing One Too

Author: BDD

Date: February 12, 2003

by BDD
2-12-03
This is Frank. He looks like your average, run-of-the-mill alcoholic. And in most ways he is.
Just looking at his awful clothes, hair, and the way he enjoys some pedophilia when drunk is enough to throw the casual observer off. But if you look closely, even the naked eye can spot...
What's that thing in your pants, mister?
...a fatal difference. See that lable? "Bud LIGHT"