Pubic Service Announcement (that is NOT a typo)

Author: BDD

Date: February 15, 2003

by BDD
2-15-03
Dear readers, it is I, BDD/Alex. I come to you in this form because I have a dire_announcement to make to y'all.
Lately, I have had my hand here rather frequently. It is not because I am masturbating, but itching.
You now know more about me than you ever needed/wanted to.
Males: NEVER shave down there. No matter what, do not do it, unless you wish to experience terrible PAIN!