Into Calli's Domain

Author: BDD

Date: February 19, 2003

by BDD
2-19-03
Knock knock! Anybody home?
And who might you be?
Why, my friend and I here, we're...I believe Calli ordered us from the Demonic Hordes On Call catalog. She apparently has some evil business for us.
Well why didn't you say so? By all means, come in!
Wow, this catalog is really something! Satan, demons, Cthulhus, great selection... but what's this? Avril Lavigne? Damn...even I'm not THAT cruel!