The Late Show

Author: BDD

Date: February 20, 2003

by BDD
2-20-03
"Welcome, and thank you for joining us at the Late Show."
*yawn*
"World headlines tonight: Hijacked planes have been flown into the Pentagon and the World Trade Center! Bernie Goetz guns down a subway thug!"
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"A sniper continues his killing spree across the East Coast. Those stories and more, tonight on the Late Show."
Now THAT'S a late show!